"Does anyone have any questions for us?"
Oh boy.
That's usually what we hear at the end of a children's workshop, storytime, performance or presentation. Maybe we've just finished a tour at the Humane Society, or listened to a lovely theatre performance.
Surely the kids must be brimming with questions for the performers! Surely they want more detail on something inspiring that was just explained to them!
They are excited, alright. Excited to tell you how this all relates to their own lives.
I've taught Kindergaten long enough and taken the kids on enough homeschool workshops to know "any questions" is universally interpreted as "and now you may tell something neat about yourself that may or may not be related to the past 45 minutes". Perhaps they have the same scissors at their house! Or were a baby once! Then all their friends need to also chime in to say that, ooh ooh, they, too, were babies once! Then mayhem ensues.
Any time I've insisted that they can raise their hands only for questions, they have to get creative.
Ah well, it's a start. They're participating.