We are one of those families that still has a land line. My son quite enjoys playing with the phone; his play phone just won't do. This is fine, except we've had to call people back, telling them we couldn't pick up because we couldn't find the phone in time.
In a similar vein to How to Do a Wooden Puzzle, I present:
At least the receiver hasn't made its way to the toilet yet.
Uh oh, did I just jinx myself?